- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

taking out the trash... at night

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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