Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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