- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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