- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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