A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

men's rights activists

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

gay pom...

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Anti Joke

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