- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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