- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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