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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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