- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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