Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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