- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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