Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what is 3+3= 8

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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