- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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