How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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