How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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