- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

u know whats a crime? rape

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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