A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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