What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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