- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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