- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

The WPGA tour

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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