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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Who is it?

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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