What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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