- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

People...

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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