- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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