I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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