- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

That is so fetch

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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