- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Alchohol.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Get up Look in the mirror

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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