guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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