- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Charlie Sheen

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??