- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

a man checks his mypsace

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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