- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Prostitution is bad.......

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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