What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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