What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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