why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Cheese

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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