Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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nolan is gay

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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