- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Get up Look in the mirror

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

whats 2+2? 4

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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