What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

your mama's so fat... that's it

Whats 1+1? window!

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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