- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

no really what are ur names?

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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