- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Cheese

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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