- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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