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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Potassium? K.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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