- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

This is a joke.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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