Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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