- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

So a seal walks into a club.

=3

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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