Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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