An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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