- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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