Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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