- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Chuck Norris.

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