knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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learn. advance!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What does? 42

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Anti Joke

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