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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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