It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

guess what>? your mum lol

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

can you touch your toes? no

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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