What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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