- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

womans having rights.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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