- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Justin with a hat.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

David Cameron

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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