- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

God is real.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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