- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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