why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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justin beiber sucks

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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