- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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