- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

I literally died laughing

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

No antijoke here.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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