Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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rocky is here again.......................

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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