- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

An Asian person drove home safely.

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