- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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