Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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John Cena

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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