- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Women's professional sports

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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