- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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