CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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