- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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