I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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what has genitial warts? me

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Tall asians

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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