- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

a black man walks out of popeyes

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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