- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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