- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue? The sky.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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