- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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