- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How high is the sky? True or False

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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