- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Women deserve equal rights.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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