A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Knock knock come in.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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the lemon was sweet.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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