A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...