- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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knock knock Goodbye

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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