Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A whole 'nother.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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