Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Please don't shoot me

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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