- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A storm be brewin!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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