- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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