- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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