What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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123 f*ck off

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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