what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Men

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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