- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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