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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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