Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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