- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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