- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A pope meets another one

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Wait! hundred billions!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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