- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What is my name? I dont know

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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