What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Anti Joke

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