a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

your face

black chicken. kfc

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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