Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Diarrhea

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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