- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

The Colts this year.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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