A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Knock Knock.

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Justin's life

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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