- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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