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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

The chickens have become self-aware!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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