what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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