- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

TIMMY

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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