What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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