- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

mexicans fishing

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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