How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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