- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Cliterus

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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