- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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