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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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