- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Ebola

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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