That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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