- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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