- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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