How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

360 NO SCOPE

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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