Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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