- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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