A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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