Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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