- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

9/11

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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