- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Shltskc gw? G

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

No soup for you!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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