- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are flowers.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Women's Rights

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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