- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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