Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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WNBA

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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