- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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