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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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