- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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