what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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