What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Death by kayak

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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