- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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