- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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