What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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