- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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